A slight exaggeration.

Hey, I'm Chuck.

This is my old blog I've kept for reasons. Please ask me about my current blog.

wilwheaton:

policymic:

Watch: CNN compares traditional Maori greeting to Chippendales and horny emus

How long does it take for the most trusted news source to turn a boring non-story into a racist, xenophobic nightmare?

About 13 seconds it turns out, and that’s only because CNN news correspondent Jeanne Moos takes her time narrating the intro.

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The only thing surprising about this is that it wasn’t split-screened with the fucking plane.

what

the

fuck

francislare:

francislare:

FRANCISLARE’S FIRST SCARVES AND HATS GIVEAWAY!!

Hi, so I have a shit ton of scarves and hats that I do not wear anymore that I have just acquired and are sitting in my closet not being worn. So all the scarves are vegan, except the black and white Aztec print scarf, which is made of silk (it was a gift). Some of the stuff is men’s some of it is women’s but anyone could wear any of them (I mean, I wore them all). So here is the list of the all the things:

  • Holister Lumberjack hat
  • 21Mens Union Jack Bennie
  • 21Mens Maroon Cable Knit Bennie
  • American Eagle Reindeer Antler Trapper
  • XXI Floral Print Snapback
  • 21Mens Teal Long Bennie
  • 21Mens Heather Grey Long Bennie
  • Canadian Maple Leaf Trapper
  • XXI Acrylic Cream-Based Aztec Scarf
  • Thrifted Brown Fringe Scarf
  • Thrifted Cotton-Blend Gold, Orange, and Red Fringe Scarf
  • H&M Black Triangles on Black Lightweight Scarf 
  • XXI Red, White, Blue, and Mint Stripped Lightweight Polyester Scarf
  • Thrifted Black Cotton Fringe Scarf
  • 21Mens Faux Wool Blend Cable Knit Scarf (it’s warm as heckie)
  • H&M Navy and Green Buffalo Plaid Scarf (it’s as large as my body)
  • Thrifted Black and White Zebra/ Cheetah Print Scarf
  • American Eagle Water Colour Tribal Infinity Scarf with Fringe
  • Thrifted Olive Green Long Scarf 
  • Thrifted Tri-Blend Infinity Scarf
  • 21Mens Sailor Blue Fringe Scarf
  • Gift Black and White Aztec Lightweight Silk Scarf
  • XXI Black Knit Infinity Scarf with Hood (it’s totally BA)

So rules are pretty simple:

  • only reblogs count
  • you don’t have to follow me that’s a lame rule (but i post about being homo in Utah and cute nature pics so come say hi if you want or something)
  • I’ll ship worldwide
  • Have your ask open
  • Must be willing to give me your address. Cause. Duh.
  • VERY IMPORTANT: If you only want a few of the items and not all of them, please let me know so I can send you the ones you will actually wear, and I’ll keep picking winners until it is all gone.
  • You can reblog as many times as you like but don’t make a side blog just to reblog this post that’s lame
  • tag the posts as “francislare giveaway” so peeps can blacklist it if they don’t wanna see it or something (makes it easier for me toooo)
  • It’ll probably end on March 14. That probably will not change.

Um, so yeah. That’s it.  

FOUR
DAYS
LEFT

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Kenzie, look what I found in a pile of papers today.

i-am-momo-senpai:

Wow, fuck you, too.

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ingabirgis:

foxship
drawing/collage
2008

ingabirgis:

foxship

drawing/collage

2008

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booflowers:

YO WHAT A NIGHT VALE GIVEAWAY HOLY SHIT


Hiya. So I’ve grown somewhat… disillusioned with the Welcome to Night Vale fandom. Don’t get me wrong I still love the content, but I don’t really have use for this merch anymore. So why not benefit from my change of heart!?

SO

What you’ll get is

1 Unisex medium Glow Cloud shirt, unworn and

A full set of Night Vale NRA bumper stickers, unused

** RULES **

One reblog per person, likes don’t count. No giveaway blogs please. 

You don’t have to be following me, but if you are I’ll throw in some art or candy or something ye?

I’ll pick the winner at random on the 31st of October 

I’ll ship anywhere yo

The winner will be notified via ask, so keep your inboxes open. If the winner does not respond within 48 hours I’ll choose a new winner at random. 

Good luck, listeners, good luck.

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lolzpicx:

Animals Wearing Sweaters

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MY FREE BLOG GIVEAWAY - Panasonic 16MP Camera

travelingcolors:

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I’m giving away a Panasonic GF6 16 Megapixel Camera worth £500 (as pictured) for free to one of my lucky photographer followers.

TO ENTER:

1. LIKE AND REBLOG this post 

2. Visit: Freddieardley.com

3. enter at the top of the page by following instructions in the box, it’s simple!

Good luck, I hope this changes the fortunes of a great and talented photographer on tumblr.

If you have any questions, feel free to ask.

Yours, FREDDIE ARDLEY PHOTOGRAPHY

singithigh:

“To all the women who quietly made history”

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fer1972:

Owls Acrylic Paintings on Encyclopedia Pages by Bedowynn

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debbiefong:

Rail car No. 899 was built in 1932 and ran on the Neral-Matheran line of the Central Railway for many years. Now, Number 899 resides at the National Rail Museum in New Dehli, India.

debbiefong:

Rail car No. 899 was built in 1932 and ran on the Neral-Matheran line of the Central Railway for many years. Now, Number 899 resides at the National Rail Museum in New Dehli, India.

bookphile:

bloodybrilliantbooks:

bookphile:

bookphile:

bookphile:

As a celebration of reaching a milestone of 500 followers, I decided to do a book giveaway! I think I have a pretty good variety picked out, everything from poetry to fantasy to non-fiction. 

Conditions:

  • You have to be following me.
  • One Winner 
  • The Winner choses One book from the selection given.
  • U.S.  only. Sorry, but I seriously don’t have any money to send elsewhere.
  • You have to be okay with giving me your address if you are picked the winner. 
  • THIS IS A RAFFLECOPTER GIVEAWAY.
  • 4 total entries: 
  • 1 for following me
  • 1 for reblogging this post
  • 1 extra to anyone who followed me BEFORE the giveaway (as of 10:00pm EST on 6/23/13)  gets an extra entry. I WILL BE CHECKING!!! This is a thank you to my followers after all.
  • 1 extra if we’re friends on Goodreads.
  • The giveaway will close at midnight, last day of July. 
  • The Winner will have 48 hours to respond to my message before a new one is chosen.

Books, these are all mine, so they’re all in various conditions:

  • Joan Didion “The Year of Magical Thinking” (paperback, slightly worn)
  • George R. R. Martin “A Game of Thrones” (paperback, slightly worn)
  • Ian McEwan “Atonement” (paperback, somewhat worn)
  • Terrance Hayes “Lighthead” (paperback, new)
  • William Shakespeare “Romeo and Juliet” (paperback, somewhat worn)
  • Melissa Marr “Wicked Lovely” (paperback, great)
  • J.K. Rowling “The Tales of Beedle and Bard (hardcover, brand new)
  • Mitch Albom “The Five People You Meet in Heaven” (hardcover, good)
  • Eric Larson, “The Devil in the White City” (softcover, slightly worn)
  • Tahereh Mafi “Shatter Me” (hardcover, good)

I’m doing a Rafflecopter giveaway because I hear tumblr has been deleting all other ones.

PLEASE CLICK LINK TO ENTER!! THANK YOU.

a Rafflecopter giveaway

LAST DAY LAST DAY LAST DAY LAST DAY

LAST DAY LAST DAY

I’m not entering as I’m not in the US but I want to try and help you some more reblogs before you close. FOLLOW THIS BLOG GUYS SHE’S AMAZING!

Thank you!!! I got a flood of followers. YOU STILL HAVE UNTIL MIDNIGHT EASTERN TIME TO ENTER THE GIVE AWAY. LAST DAY!!!!!!

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whoops. 

That was not supposed to be published.

Ah well.

rareclouds asked: how many cookies could you thin k you've eaten in your whole life?

Oh! Hey!

I’m sorry, I don’t know when you sent this.

I don’t know … In my early childhood, not a lot, except at Grandmother’s house. Then around 13 the numbers began rising.

I would attempt to give you some sort of answer, except in that I have a very poor concept of numbers after about 60.