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YES! I 100% BELIEVE THAT YOUR FATHER LOST 40 POUNDS A MONTH EVEN THOUGH HE WASN’T THAT FAT AND I BELIVE THE HE DID IT WITH THE “TUMBLR FAST DIET” LET US DO IT TOGETHER! I WILL GO RIGHT NOW! THANK YOU FRIEND. I TOTES NEED TO GET INTO MY “bEach BOd”
Harold likes to help me with my homework. And yes that is a diaper we made to make sure he doesn’t pee everywhere when we let him roam the house..don’t judge.
TORTOISE IN A DIAPER.
AHAHAHA LOOK AT IT
Omg this is fucking genius
I have waited for so long for this to come back on my dash.
You integrate that integral, Harold.
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someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining
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OKAY!
I have a ton of books I have loved dearly but now, unfortunately, don’t have the room for. So I’m giving them away.
I’ll use a random number generator to choose who wins, and the winners (That’s right. Five of you guys will get to win) will get to choose one book they want.
I realize that since I’m not giving away fandom stuff, it means that about two of you will reblog this.
That’s okay.
If you win, I’ll number you 1-5, Number one will have preference, followed by two, et cetera. You don’t need to be following. And because I am a poor college student, I don’t ship outside of country (USA).
The giveaway ends at 11:59:59pm on April 16th. Reblogs count, likes do not.
You don’t need to be following to win.Good luck!
Books To Choose From:
Activity Book
- The Encyclopedia of Immaturity, by the Editors of Klutz
Children’s
- Wayside School is Falling Down, by Louis Sachar
Novella
- Of Mice and Men, by John Steinbeck
Science Fiction
- The First Men in the Moon, by H.G. Wells
- The War of the Worlds, by H.G. Wells
- Jurassic Park, by Michale Crichton
- Prey, by Michael Crichton
Young Adult
- Small Steps, by Louis Sachar
- Lemony Snicket- The Unauthorized Autobiography, by Lemony Snicket and Daniel Handler
- Things Fall Apart, by Chinua Achebe
Young Adult / Dystopian
- Fly By Night, by Frances Hardinge
- Lord of the Flies, by William Golding
Young Adult / Fantasy
- The Blue Djinn of Babylon, by P.B. Kerr (Part of the “Children of the Lamp” series)
- The Thief of Always, by Clive Barker
- The Gatekeeper series - books 1,2, &3 (Raven’s Gate, Evil Star, Nightrise), by Anthony Horowitz
Young Adult / Thriller
- The Westing Game, by Ellen Raskin
- Vanishing Act, by John Feinstein
- Ark Angel, by Anthony Horowitz
Fiction
- The Serial Killer’s Club, by Jeff Povey
- Compulsion, by Meyer Levin
- The Clowns of God, by Morris West
- Disclosure, by Michael Crichton
Thriller
- Chiefs, by Stuart Woods
- The Lighthouse, by P.D. James
- Red Dragon, by Thomas Harris
- The First Deadly Sin, by Lawrence Sanders
Nonfiction
- The Titanic Disaster Hearings – Official Transcript of 1912 Investigation, edited by Tom Kuntz
- The Boy Who Harnessed the Wind, by William Kamkwamba
- House and Philosophy, edited by Henry Jacoby
Historical Fiction
- Shogun – A Novel of Japan, by James Clavell
Fantasy
- The Seventh Son, by Orson Scott Card
Dystopian
- Next, by Michael Chrichton
Other
- Monologues for Young Actors, compiled by Lorraine Cohen
- Garfield Fat Cat 3-Pack comic Collection, by Jim Davis
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Hello fellow fans,
My name is Ali and I am a math major at Smith College. My brain works in numbers. It is because of this that my curiosity has gotten the better of me and I put together this survey to analyze the demographic of the fandom and subfandoms within it (specific to ships). Once I get enough data, I’ll put it into handy charts and publish it.
As anyone who has taken a stats class knows, the more people who take a survey or participate in a study, the more accurate it is. This is where you come in. I’d really appreciate it if you could reblog this and take the survey yourself if you consider yourself a part of the fandom.
It’s for every fan; wether you’ve been watching from season one or just started the other day, if you’re old or young, if you speak english or french or german, if you ship cas with one brother or the other, if you are primarily on reddit or tumblr or ff.net. This is for anyone and everyone and it’s completely anonymous.
Thank you,
Ali tumblr user voldified
P.S. Feel free to message me with any questions or concerns you have.
Hey look! Do this thing.
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The “get these fucking prints out of my sight” giveaway
- So, I have an Epson Stylus Photo R3000 printer
- I use it for the high-quality 13”x19” Limited Ed. prints in my official shop but recently it has been out to make my head explode by casually putting a random ink splotch on otherwise perfect prints
- I am seething with rage!!!!! because it only happens randomly so I don’t know what’s wrong and also I use very expensive paper and ink SO EACH TINY SPLATTER costs me a fuckload
- I don’t want to throw out the prints because they look fine otherwise but I also can’t look at them any longer cause THEY ARE FAILURES AND MAKE ME SO ANGRY!!!!
- People who follow me on Twitter can attest to my total meltdown and tantrum because of this
- They’ve suggested that I sell them as discounted Artist’s Proofs or something but INSTEAD I am going to do a giveaway
- Next Saturday, March 16th, I will pick one or two
loserswinners to receive these prints free of charge. They normally cost $80-$95, and I don’t sell some of these pieces anywhere else, so I figure if anyone wants ‘em and doesn’t mind the imperfections…- The prints are 13”x19” and will be signed and dated and marked “PROOF.” I’ll ship anywhere.
- I don’t fucking care how many times you reblog
- But try and reblog at least once because the goal is that maybe someone who sees this post is a Printer Whisperer and can tell me why the fuck my printer is being such a douchebag
- I don’t fucking care if you’re following me
- Get these fuckiNG FAILURES out of my sight!!!!11
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#1 rule for Highland dancing:
You always do, except when you don’t.
Ha! Fun fact: the-flatmate and me are going to a movie/series character party too (btw as the 11th Doctor and his TARDIS ;) And I was actually wondering for some minutes now if it could actually be the same party. I’m afraid not, though :(
No :C
So I’m going to that party (where I dress like a movie star/character) as Gender Banner!
(Get it? Gender bender Banner? Ah ha.)
Why do people have so much trouble pronouncing the name Constance?!
Say “con” as in conman
“stan” like the name Stan
and combine that with “ance” like you’re saying Ann’s or dance without d.
Constance.
Now, was that so hard?
Or if that’s to hard for you to grasp just pretend you’re saying “cons dance” but it’s not Contince or Constin or anything. It’s Constance.
This is hurts my brain.
I’m seeing a mix between Ella Enchanted and Alice in Wonderland
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