GO

BUY 

THIS 

VEST

Seriously, guys. 

These are like the softest things in the world.

If you have a Costco anywhere near you, I highly encourage you to go rub their vests all over your body.

(here’s a better version, but I couldn’t post it)

OH STOP IT, CHU.

I know how to use this, if you catch my drift.

(I’m sorry. I will stop now.)

Well hey there!

I’m Harry potter. 

I’m famous, and you’re hot.

I’m Harry Potter!

Harry! Harry Potter!

It’s not thin enough yet.

me too. we can figure this out somehow

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL

What kind of duel?

Hmmmm … 

Is it worse to watch some one watch you chew on your headphones

or watch them watch you chew on your headphones and look them in the eye as you spit them out?

WHY ARE YOU DRIVING BACKWARDS?!

YOU’RE NOT EVEN DRIVING BACKWARDS IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION!!

Well, technically you are because you were driving the wrong way originally, but now you’re driving backwards in parking lot void of any other moving cars.

WHAT!? YOU JUST BACKED OUT OF THE PARKING LOT! 

WHAT THE HELL

I swear, people lose their brains in this parking lot.

Dear Mini van with squeaky breaks,

You don’t have to go THAT slow in the parking lot.
You don’t need to circle it three times either.